Griffins Cookies and Cream Shrewsberry

I know from past experience, that the best kind of Oreo, is the Newman-O. And now I know that the worst kind of Oreo, is the Griffins Cookies and Cream Shrewsberry.

I've bought Griffin's flavour combination marketing gimmick nonsense before, and it is always a mistake.

Innards.

At this point, I should know that if it's Griffins, and it's not one of their older biscuits, then it's going to be a bland waste of money. They don't even look appealing! They look like some congealed blackish-grey chemical mixture..

Innards.

Why can't I buy Newman-Os in New Zealand?