I know from past experience, that the best kind of Oreo, is the Newman-O.  And now I know that the worst kind of Oreo, is the Griffins Cookies and Cream Shrewsberry.
I've bought Griffin's flavour combination marketing gimmick nonsense before, and it is always a mistake.
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At this point, I should know that if it's Griffins, and it's not one of their older biscuits, then it's going to be a bland waste of money.  They don't even look appealing!  They look like some congealed blackish-grey chemical mixture..
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Why can't I buy Newman-Os in New Zealand?